Im suffering from a terrible headache,
could it be from the extremely loud construction outside tearing up the sidewalk?
could it be from the crying asian baby next door?
OH! It is my horrible addiction to caffeine... must drink coffee, must have coffee everyday...
Im too lazy to make a new pot so in order to survive I must drink 2-day-old coffee.
How could it possibly taste good?
1part hot fudge
shake in the cocktail shaker...... hey not bad! better than having a headache!?
"HEY RUBY! POOL TIME 5 MINUTES! WHERE IS MY BURRITO"